Tuesday, December 14, 2004

Happy New Year from the Plaintiffs

This song is great!
Happy New Year

I handed you my heart, you wiped your ass with it
I treated you like gold, you treated me like shit
And now I'm down and out , and spinning in a ditch
Merry Christmas, Happy New Year ... bitch

I paid your tab off down there at the hair salon
I'm behind on my bills so you can be a platinum blonde
And you ain't even here to scratch me when I itch
Merry Christmas, Happy New Year ... bitch

I hope who ever is doing you has the magic touch
So you can stay awake now, even when you drink too much
I hope who ever is doing you has pockets oh so deep
so you can pull the fleece right out just like he was a sheep

How do you like my pistol? my very first handgun
I feel like going postal, I think you'd better run
It seems my trigger finger has a nervous twitch
Merry Christmas, Happy New Year ... bitch

Thursday, December 9, 2004

Don't want May babies

If I ever have kids, I will try not to have them in the month of May.
People born in May in the northern hemisphere have a higher-than-average risk of developing multiple sclerosis, researchers said yesterday...May babies are 13% more likely to develop MS later in life The Star